My daughters Victoria (10) and Haley (14),
I warned them not to pursue a career in radio!
I stole this... But it's hilarious!
3-Year-Old Explains Birth in 4 Seconds
WARNING: This is extremely accurate!!!
Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it.
Now, according to a neighbor, quote, "He's nuzzling [the statue], and he kisses and he walks around [it]. And he gets on top of him." That's right . . . the real moose keeps trying to HAVE SEX WITH the moose statue.
There's more. Both the statue and the real moose are MALE. So the moose isn't trying to impregnate the statue . . . apparently he's just trying to have man-on-man love with it.
For now, the people who own the moose statue are leaving it up . . . who are they to destroy young love, right?
WARNING: Moose Love Below!
Forty-five minutes of twister terror that left 91 dead: Seven children found drowned in elementary school and 24 more feared to have perished after two-mile wide tornado pulverizes Oklahoma City.
A number of heartless looters have emerged amid the tragedy of the deadly Oklahoma tornado, storming the storm-damaged Moore Medical Center, pictured, and helping themselves to various items, a report said.
Two entire schools flattened in Moore, Oklahoma after 200 mph winds pulverized a 30-square-mile stretch yesterday.
At least 91 people confirmed dead, authorities say, and at least another 233 injured in local hospitals.
More than 20 children are among the dead, including the seven found drowned in Plaza Towers.
Children were told to hold on to the walls, while teachers shielding the students with their bodies.
Hundreds of homes wiped out and more than 8,000 people left without power.
The devastating tornado was larger than 1999 storm in the area that left 36 people dead.
A deer crashed through the windshield of a bus in Johnstown, Pennsylvania on Tuesday. (About 60 miles east of Pittsburgh.) And the whole ordeal was caught by the bus's surveillance camera.
The deer immediately got up and tried to jump back THROUGH the windshield, but couldn't. So it stumbled around until the driver managed to stop and open the door. Then it ran off and seemed uninjured, which is crazy when you see how hard it got hit.