My daughters Victoria (10) and Haley (14),
I warned them not to pursue a career in radio!
A woman sold her husband's possessions at a yard sale while he was allegedly away for the weekend with his 'floozie'.
"Husband left us for a piece of trash. Selling everything and moving house after 10 years of marriage."
Buyers could also choose from a ping pong table, a foosball table, furniture, art, garden pots, sports gear and electrical appliances.
But the clothes of the alleged cheat were not on sale because "we will have already burned those in the driveway" - though buyers were welcome to view the pile of ashes for no extra charge.
She asked buyers not to arrive too early, with a sly dig at her husband's sexual prowess, because she would be drinking wine with her girlfriends the night before and was likely to be nursing a hangover. "So please speak softly to the ladies wearing the sunglasses."
Here's the ad on Craigslist.