Now that my oldest daughter is in the 6th grade, I'm suddenly finding it harder to help her with her math homework. I explained to her the other day while we were doing algebra that in real life, finding 'X' is only important if you are a pirate. 

I have found that the best way to get people to listen everything I say is by starting every conversation by saying, ” I really shouldn’t be telling you this,” 

You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.” 

Never trust a person with only one facebook picture.

If you and your best friend don't have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you're not really best friends.

Saying something over and over again doesn't make it true. Unless you're saying "I'm obnoxious and repetitive."